THE GREEN BASTARD FLICKER MINNOW
$12.00
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This isn’t a lure you gently toss into a lily pad; it’s a lure you launch into a fight. It has the look of a predator that’s seen the bottom of too many bottles and far too many bad nights. It’s gritty, acidic, and looks like it wants to pick a fight with anything that swims.
Design & Personality
The "Absinthe" Finish: The body features a neon, toxic-green gradient that looks like a shot of cheap wormwood liquor.
The "Knife Scar" Stripes: Those silver "V" markings aren't just patterns; they look like jagged scars or war paint applied with a serrated blade.
The Cold Stare: It features a narrow, predatory reptilian eye that looks entirely unimpressed by whatever is on the other end of the line.
The Heavy Bill: The large, translucent diving lip is built for deep-water disruption—shoving its way into the dark where the big, mean fish hide.
The Action: "Aggressive Trespassing"
The Mean Green Bastard is designed for deep-diving aggression. When it hits the water, it doesn't swim—it charges. It digs deep into the strike zone with a violent, vibrating wobble that screams for attention. It’s meant to be fished hard, bounced off rocks, and ripped through cover. It’s unapologetic about the noise it makes and the territory it takes up.
The Gritty Truth
"It’s got the color of a bad decision and the attitude of a debt collector. Throw it in the dark, pull it fast, and don't be surprised when something hits it out of pure spite."